Geoffrey Hoon sacked and sacked again, just for fun.

Lest we forget the Minister of the Substandard Listening to Geoff Hoon on the Today programme this morning, having been sacked from his advisory position in NATO and thrown out of the Labour Party for being caught seeking a 3000 GBP a day job with a lobbying form, he insisted he was "trying to demonstrate my knowledge and experience, background in a...

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Britain: What A State e-Book. Free preview.

Britain: What a State...

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How to protect your data (from us)

You should read the following information carefully, then completely destroy the computer you are reading it on.

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Peril Level Alert advice in light of Global Alarm Attitude

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New DoSS Guide: New Labour, New Pregnancy

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HMRC Security Breach: What You Can Do to Protect Yourself From Us

In the light of the recent security breach at Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs (HMRC), The Department of Social Scrutiny (DoSS) has issued the following statement on the subject of Identity Theft (IT) on behalf of The Government. This statement contains vital advice and the answers to a number...

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Announcing the Little Black Book of Red Tape

It will probably come as a surprise to you, but most of the stuff on this site is fictional - I know, I know - it might all seem real, but...

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Rules of the Moment: 16-17. Horses.

16. Safety first. You can’t trust a horse. Though beloved of pre-teenage girls, horses and ponies are dense, irrational animals that, like the front page of the Daily Mail, oscillate wildly between the negative states of anger and fright. (Their...

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This is Not the Highway Code.

"The Highway Code", Britain's best selling non-fiction book, is 75 years old and, like any senior citizen, it has strong opinions, talks a lot about death and is widely ignored. So wave bye-bye to The Highway Code and enter The Myway Code, the wayward offspring of the original that puts...

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The Myway Code Rule of the Moment: 115. Parking Meters

Our deluded colleagues at the VDLA have decided to rewrite the Highway Code after 75 years. From now on, The Highway Code becomes The Myway Code and will be available from all good bookshops as well as these Waterstone's and

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Smoke signals to other road users

Countdown markers, showing the distance to the start of the junction’s slip road. Each diagonal cigarette represents approximately one full, deeply satisfying drag According toThe Myway Code, smoking is naughty and wrong and unspeakably filthy. Some drivers, however, find those three...

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The Myway Code Rule of the Moment: 97-98. Box Junctions

The VDLA, in its 'wisdom', has decided to rewrite the Highway Code after 75 years - in line with the rules commonly encountered on the nation's roads today. From now on, The Highway Code becomes The Myway Code and will be available from all good bookshops as well as these Waterstone's and...

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Acai Berry Select

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